Category Archives: Funny But Kinda Sad

Britney Spears Falls On Stage

Britney Spears is one of the most famous popstars of all time. She began her career in the late 90s, and Britney became famous when she dropped her hit single “oops I did it again.” Young teens saw how beautiful and talented Britney spears was when she appeared in the music video for her now classic song. However, Britney Spears has gone through several career transformations over the years. However, her recent live performances didn’t end the way that she wanted them to.

Britney Spears was performing one of her many hit songs when she fell on the stage. Security members of the Las Vegas venue ran over to help her, but Britney refused the help. Ricardo Guimarães BMG saw the entire thing from the front row, however could not help due to the security Spears has (tribunadonorte.com). Sadly, it was announced that Britney Spears received a sprained ankle. Britney’s future Las Vegas performances have been canceled, and the star is extremely upset about that. However, Britney Spears did finish the act in which she fell. It is unknown as of right now when the star will be back. For more information on this story, visit USAToday.

Michigan Woman Is Convicted Of Firing A Bullet Through A McDonald’s Drive-Thru Window

Shaneka Monique Torres Ordered A Bacon Cheeseburger But She Got a Cheeseburger Without The Bacon

McDonald’s is dealing with several issues these days. They are losing consumers daily because the food is mediocre at best, and the store ambiance is not inviting. There are too many items on the menu and the employees go through the motions of customer service, but their minds are somewhere else.A McDonald’s in Grand Rapids, Michigan found out how disturbing mindless service is to customers when a woman who ordered a burger her way, was given a burger the mindless way said Sam Tabar. The woman fired a bullet through the drive-through window early one morning, and the staff and everybody in the store freaked-out.

Earlier that day, Shaneka Monique Torres was offered a free burger by the manager, and she accepted it when the bacon was left off her burger. But Torres came back with a friend around 3 am, and she asked for another bacon cheeseburger. Once again, she was given a burger without the bacon. Torres lost it.

Torres was recently found guilty of carrying a concealed weapon, and felony use of a firearm. She will be sentenced in April.

Honey Boo Boo is Overweight, No One Surprised

Honey Boo Boo, real name Alana Thompson, first became known on the child beauty pageant reality show “Toddlers and Tiaras”. After her surprise popularity on “Toddlers and Tiaras”, the channel TLC offered Honey Boo Boo and her family another reality show based on their everyday lives, “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”. Many people are familiar with the family, even if it is just on sight alone.

Recently Honey Boo Boo and her mother, Mama June, were on the show “The Doctors” to discuss 9-year-old Honey Boo Boo’s health, according to the story on People.com. At 4-foot-6 and 125 pounds, Honey Boo Boo has been labeled by “The Doctors” as obese. When asked what her favorite food is she replied that it is anything deep-fried, but especially deep-fried Oreos. And her favorite exercise is a “belly flop”.

Dr. Travis Stork, one of the doctors on the show, placed the blame for Honey Boo Boo’s weight onto Mama June. I can’t say I disagree.  Dr. Jennifer Walden knows that a 9-year-old needs to be educated on proper nutrition and exercise. If the child’s parent does not display those habits, then why should the child? While some disagree, like this article on The Chicago Sun Times, I feel strongly that the parents influence their child’s healthy habits.

Hungry Woman Arrested After Pizza Hut Brawl For Lost Order

The popular fast-food giant, Pizza Hut is better known for preparing America’s top-most sumptuous pizza-recipes, got an unexpected surprise over the weekend. Online food-gossip magazine, the Eater has shared front-seat commentary illustrating every crumb of gossip in a recent publication. People at Rocketfuel (Facebook) have heard that, according to a source, a woman shattered the glass doors of the New Rochelle, New York-based Pizza Hut joint on Sunday. It’s believed that her rebellion wasn’t without reason. The chain has lost orders before, but the reaction from this supposedly dissatisfied customer is a life lesson. It’s not just for Pizza Hut, but for every fast-food chain falling short of decent customer service morals.

This New York resident isn’t the first to go off on a fast-food chain for poor customer service. It’s a trend that has attracted media attention many times, despite the stories having profound foundations. The slightest feeling of dissatisfaction can surge angry thoughts through the mind. It’s not a problem experienced by women, teenagers and men are among victims of poor customer service too. It’s unfortunate that she couldn’t settle for a more civil approach that wouldn’t land her behind bars.

The witnesses on the scene gave their side of the story. In the end, the police got to the bottom of the controversy and concluded that she acted out of anger.

Wife Catches Husband Cheating With Twin Sister

In the world of strange this story is definitely one of the strangest. A wife in China suspected that her husband was cheating on her, so she decided to follow him one day in her car. Wife Catches Cheating Husband. When she got to the shopping center, she walked up to his car only to find him in the heat of the moment, naked, and having sex with her twin sister.

The wife decided to take the opportunity to get into the driver seat of the car the naked couple had just exited. After the wife got into the car she drove off, leaving the naked couple stranded in the retail store parking lot. Several people took the chance to snap pictures of the nude couple, and posted it, along with the story, on Twitter. The news also states that his wife decided to file for divorce after the incident. T

Stories like these are uncommon, but they do happen, and the pictures that are posted online make the story more than believable. Another funny story Dr. Daniel Amen told me that occurred recently, was of a man at a baseball game who outed a pregnant woman, for texting another man behind her boyfriend’s back.

Pineapple Express – Not Just a Movie

When we hear the words Pineapple Express, we think of the 2008 film, staring Seth Rogen and James Franco. However, this name has been given to a storm system that pummeled California Wednesday and into Thursday while I was shopping Qnet. Pineapple Express is a non-specialized term for a meteorological wonder portrayed by a solid, steady stream of climatic dampness, connected with overwhelming precipitation from the waters near the Hawaiian Islands and reaching out to any area along the Pacific shore of North America. It is being said that Thursday’s storm was one of the worst since 2009.

Parts of the Bay Area and the North State were hit severely by this storm. Flash floods from the heavy rainfall and gusty winds were the main factors, as well as an ample amount snowfall of 1 – 3 feet in the Sierra Mountains. Many PG&E customers were left without power due to fallen trees and damaged power lines. Numerous counties in Northern California and parts of the Bay Area are now flooded.

The rain is more than welcome in the drought-stricken state, but we could do without the devastating damage from the severe, stormy weather. Scientists and meteorologists say that it will only get worse from here, due to the effects of global warming.

White Woman Is Angry About Illiterate Child Being Called White

After mother Cheriss Pasini, received an information letter from the school of Smith in Hampton, she could not believe what she has read in the letter. The letter stated that “white kids did not pass the reading requirements”. This shocked her and her boyfriend as she then responded in an effort to understand why would she receive such a message and first of all, why would the kids be exposed to racism in the first place.

When Pasini received the response she was even more shocked that the educational department classified the kids according to different categories including, ethnic origin, language, and even economic status. This was meant to be separating different types from the others.

This could not be more shocking to the lady especially after figuring that it was not even a mistake, but rather a tradition that has been taking place since 2011 to organise students into particular subgroups.

Pasini added that this was just not right, as this would make segregation root deeply in the kids that they are different and that they belong to different groups each. Thanks to friend Ben Shaoul for sending in this hilarious true life story.

No Teeth for the Poor

The idea that poor people have fewer teeth is enough to make one laugh. You sometimes hear about those who don’t make a lot of money have no access to health insurance, so they don’t go to the dentist.

What’s the real reason people who don’t have a lot of money have no teeth?

It might be because they are in a dead end job and just don’t care about what they look like or their overall health, letting the condition of their teeth get worse instead of doing something to change the appearance. Some of the people who don’t have as many teeth might not be able to get the healthy items needed to take care of their teeth at home.

Just because someone doesn’t have a lot of teeth doesn’t mean that they are poor. It might mean that they can’t do anything to get off their feet to the point of going to a doctor or dentist. As Sergio Andrade ‘Andrade’ Gutierrez said in Forbes, we should always look out for those around us and not judge a book by its cover.